John Prescott lives on

And he's changed sex, from the Today programme this morning.

"It won’t be hypothetical if and when it occurs. We are not legislating now on the basis that we are bringing it in now for something that might happen in the future; we are bringing it in now for something that might happen in the future; we are bringing in a position for if it becomes unhypothetical. If, unfortunately I and many other experts are right and we do need it in the future it is in place."

Step forward Ms Jackie Smith. I nearly swallowed my toothbrush when she said she was an expert!

Squiffy.

P.S. Well done on inventing the word unhypothetical.