What should Cameron's opening statement be?

On Thursday David Cameron faces making the public appearance of a lifetime. Here's the opening speech i hope he makes.


"We are at a crucial moment in this island's story. You have a big choice to make. Labour got us into this mess, and they only have one solution to every problem, more money. This time there's none left. The Liberal Democrats want to give away money based on double counting and dodgy savings. They would have taken us into the Euro. With them we could be facing a Greek style crisis right now. We could get the worst of all, a hung parliament with delay, political deals behind closed doors, no confidence and a future Greek crisis.

Alternatively, you could choose the Conservatives. Where others will need to raise your tax, we will strain every sinew to leave your money in your hands. It is in our DNA. Anyone who tells you that we will take money out of the economy, believe it is their right to dip into your pockets whenever they want. We trust you to spend your money in the way you want, trusting you to support our private enterprise.

We don't want a job's tax to finish off this spluttering recovery. We want to let employers keep their money so that they can employ more people. We want to let them employ their first 10 people without paying National Insurance. We want to set entrepeneurs free, untethered by the dead hand of Government.

Together we can make Britain grow again. Our trust in the great people of this country to bring about the big society where we all support a person, a family or dare we say, the economy, will help us to fix this fantastic country. Through hope and working together we can bring about the change that you all deserve. "




Squiffy.