10 predictions for the day

1. Turnout will be up at 72%
2. The Tories will win a slim majority.
3. The percentage share will be Tories 38%, Labour 27%, Lib Dems 25%.
4. The seats tally will be Tories 336, Labour 216, Lib Dems 79.
5. Gordon Brown will resign at 9 a.m.
6. David Cameron will accept that he is Prime MInister in a small gathering at 7 a.m.
7. Ed Balls will keep his seat but Jon Denham will not.
8. Charles Clarke will make a scathing attack on gGordon Brown just after the exit polls have been published.
9. The polls will be shown to have understated Tory support while overstating Labour support by 2% each.
10. Frank Field will be made a minister in the new cabinet.

Squiffy.